Merry random thoughts...

By Alison

Nothing says pain in the ass like being at the end of a deadline during the Holiday season. To say I'm overwhelmed would be like saying that Jeff's taste in music is only slightly effeminate, or that Lori isn't entirely fond of monkeys or... well figure the rest out because I got no more similes. My brain is fried. So I'm gonna throw some random thoughts at you, and if anything sticks, respond. Okay? Okay.

First of all, there's this: Moving right along, we have our holiday party for the magazine in NYC tomorrow night, and guess who's invited, Guess!! That's right. The cast of Jersey Shore. Jeff Shelby, Eat. Your. Heart. Out.... Does it freak anyone else out how they cater those facebook ads to you, but only using the slightest amount of demographic information -- like that friend who gets you that awful sweater she thinks is "so you," and you're totally insulted by that?? According to facebook, I'm a lonely mom who is in desparate need of a scholarship, wrinkle cream and laser hair removal. And the idea that some guy who looks like he missed the final cut for Jersey Shore might possibly be googling me just makes my whole goddamn day. Stop insulting me with your ads, Facebook!! What the hell did I ever do to you??? Ever sit around wondering what random people you don't know are doing at this very moment? The Obama party crashers? Vin Diesel? Jim Born's mom? You don't? Alrighty then... What's your least-favorite book-related word? Mine is "unputdownable." Did you ever know, before, say, three weeks ago that there were THAT MANY golf-related double entendres??? Okay, that's it for now. Feel free to respond, or chime in with a few random thoughts of your own. Happy Chanukah!! (PS Typepad isnt giving me paragraph breaks.)

Comments

[Jeff Shelby]

I cannot believe you are gonna be in the same room with The Situation.

[AlisonGaylin]

I know!! Well... The Situation might not show. I'm not counting any chickens. How big a losers will we be if The Jersey Shore cast blows us off?