By Alison
I know I'm late posting today, but honestly, I just can't top Jeff's post about my all-time favorite male erotica/sci fi author Jim Born (O'Neal). In fact, I'm about to run out to my local Barnes and Noble right this minute to pick up his book, so I don't have much time.
So instead of even attempting to write anything clever, I'm going to tell you about a story I worked on last night, and let YOU respond. In other words, the clever ball is in your court. Run with it... Ready? Here's the story:
On May 23, Mary Kay Letourneau and her 6th grade student-turned-hubby Vili Fualaau hosted a dance party at a club in Seattle. (Vili and Mary Kay married after she was released from prison in 2004, and they have two daugheters, aged 11 and 12). At the event, Vili, now 25, served as deejay, while Mary Kay, 47, signed autographs and posed for photos with clubgoers. The theme of the party? Hot For Teacher.
I kid you not. Now talk to me.
I always knew these two would make it.
Posted by: Jeff Shelby | May 26, 2009 at 11:40 AM
Ick ick ick.
Posted by: gaylin in vancouver | May 26, 2009 at 11:55 AM
All right, so now their older daughter's only one year away from dating age! Wonder whether she's already scoping out the 35-year-old gym teacher.
I can see the reality show now: Hot for Teacher - The Next Generation!
Posted by: Clair Lamb | May 26, 2009 at 12:53 PM
Here's what I'd really like to know - who attended this party and will admit to it?
Posted by: Jeff Shelby | May 26, 2009 at 01:05 PM
Isn't he getting too old for her now?
Posted by: Karen Olson | May 26, 2009 at 01:21 PM
I like it. Shows class.
Jim
Posted by: James O. Born | May 26, 2009 at 03:19 PM
As a teacher, I am so disgusted. I really have no words.
Posted by: Jen of a2eatwrite | May 26, 2009 at 07:52 PM
Along with the Joey Buttafuoco/Amy Fisher reunion show, I actually view it as one of the signs of the Apocalypse.
Posted by: AlisonGaylin | May 26, 2009 at 08:52 PM
I second what Jen wrote.
Posted by: Jake Nantz | May 27, 2009 at 09:39 AM
When I was in high school we had a REALLY hot new teacher. I mean he was super duper hot.
One of my classmates supposedly slept with him...we were all jealous. However, we were all 17 or 18 and he'd JUST gotten out of college, so the age difference wasn't that huge.
Alison, I wanna know how come YOU'RE not on TV dissing the celebs for In Touch Weekly -- I've seen some of your coworkers on E!
Posted by: Lori Armstrong | May 28, 2009 at 07:29 AM
I had a HS teacher like that too, Lori. He wound up marrying a girl one year ahead of me a few years after she graduated. (But do keep in mind, Mary Kay was an ELEMENTARY SCHOOL teacher.) And I'm not on TV because I'm too shy!! Some In Touch contributors, like Bobbi on the West Coast, could just as easily be TV commentators. They look great and come across as confident and in the know. They're much better suited to that stuff than me.
Posted by: AlisonGaylin | May 28, 2009 at 08:35 AM