Since Shelby's Not Here - Let's Peek In His Suitcase

Since Jeff has been promising us all sorts of cool shit for the last few weeks, and hasn't delivered - and now he's now on his way to the Men Of Mystery Conference in California, I thought we should peek into his suitcase and see the latest fashions all Men of Mystery should pack for a successful trip:

For hanging out in the room - and an extra matching one in case Jim Born shows up.

Here's what Jeff - now a bonafide Texan - is wearing to hang out in the bar (I was with him when he bought this at Billy Bob's)

And last, but not least, these suits will WOW them at the banquet!

Stay thirsty my friend! A creme de menthe spritzer won't show on these beauts if you spill it on yourself -

Comments

[J. Carson Black]

Eye candy in stretch terry. Can life get any better than this?

But what I really like is a man in a ruffled powder-blue shirt, a tuxedo, and white bucks! Oh, and a trick-pony leather paddle holster for Jim Born's service weapon.

A girl can dream, can't she?

[Mr. LGA]

Mrs. LGA

Thanks for making fun of my favorite suit...........thanks

[J. Carson Black]

I have a feeling this guy drives a Civic. A Hybrid, no less...

[David Terrenoire]

I didn't know Shelby was a Spring. I thought Autumn, for sure. Who does his colors, anyway?

[Lori G. Armstrong]

I'm thinking my smartass husband does his colors, David...

[Victor Gischler]

What? No swimwear? Right before the trip, Shelby was bragging he was going to pack his leopard print speedo.

VG

[AlisonGaylin]

Actually, Victor, Jeff is a little shy for the speedo. He told me he was planning to wear one of these babies poolside:

http://www.wholesomewear.com/page-4.html

[James O. Born]

My turn next.

Jim

[AlisonGaylin]

Jim,
Why won't you let me be your myspace friend? Was it something I said????
A

[Karen Olson]

It takes a confident man to wear a creme de menthe leisure suit.