I told Karen I'd fill in for her today, but then I thought Why go through all the hard work when I can just post pics of Herman instead?
So here he is, Herman the Boston (French) Bulldog.
Look at that cute little bastard.
Here's Herman with his new sister, Lorna Doon.
He likes to bite her tail and chase her up a chair.
Fuck Morris the Cat. I eat Morris the Cat for breakfast and poop him all over the yard.
Don't mess with me. I'm chillin' on my rug.
Yeah, I can lift that. No sweat.
Here's Herman and his Daddy out in the thigh-deep Minnesota "Fuck You" Snow.
I shit wherever I want, bitches.
These are my fucking toys. Don't touch my fucking toys.
From her box of safety, Lorna looks on, thinking Herman is a jackass.
But you can't deny he's a cute little bastard, right?
All righty. Karen's filling in for me on Friday. Onward...
WEDNESDAY BONUS EARWORM (HA!)