SHIT TO DO ON THE INTERNET WHILE YOU'RE NOT WRITING

Read Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal cartoons.

Combine Twitter and Blip-fm accounts in order to Tweet songs.

Obsessively check Hawtness.com, Fail Blog, and Not Always Right.

Obsessively check my Amazon rankings.

Find out what my fellow OFFENDERS are up to.  Am I right, people?

Check the Amazon rankings of that bastard, you know the one, how the fuck did he get a big deal when his writing is kinda like strangled cats and Panic at the Disco, and he's the next big thing up-and-comer, but me? I can't sell a fucking book to save my life.  The fuck?  C'mon!

CNN.com: you complete me.

AddicitingGames.com, I curse and bless the day we ever met.  Now, let's try the Impossible Quiz one more time...

Read BEAT TO A PULP, THUGLIT, TWIST OF NOIR, and about eleventy hundred blogs.

Well, of course Crimespot.  That just goes without saying.

Look for new fonts.

Find ghost videos on YouTube, like this, this, and that.

Watch Ellroy be nuts. Always a riot. Guys got balls of brass.

And lastly, the Doodlewall.  Yes, they made fun of me.  Yes, they called me a pathetic loser.  And yet, I like their 'tude, like their work, and I'm proud to have been skewered by them. 

So, any of you got some secret web stuff I'm missing?

Friday Bonus Music Video:

Comments

[Kent]

I spend way too much time on YouTube. And I spend too much time and too much money at both http://www.shirtsanddestroy and http://www.shirtkiller.com and then there's ninebullets.net and other various music sites.

Good choice with the Biram, too.

[A. N. Smith]

Oh, hell yes, Nine Bullets!  I love those guys.  I did a post for them this past summer.  Great joint to pick up on new tunes.

[Brian Lindenmuth]

I have to check back on these two every couple of days. Particularly the second one:

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/
http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com/

[Graham]

I personally can't get enough of http://www.latfh.com - Look At This Fucking Hipster. And if you're a sports fan, Deadspin is goodness.

[Gerard]

What's the matter? Afraid to post to your favorite porn sites?

[A. N. Smith]

None of your business. Find your own.

[Patti Abbott]

I have to check that woman who reads a book every day and writes a scintillating review of it.
http://www.readallday.org/
Can anyone possibly read a book a day and not the quick stuff either.

[Jeff Shelby]

I am a huge Tyler Durden fan. Inappropriate, profane and funny as hell.

[Karen Olson]

I look for the Daily Chuck photo at www.dooce.com.

[Gerard]

Is that the book a day gal who says she is not a speed reader? I call BS on that.

[Patti Abbott]

Amen, Gerald.

[AlisonGaylin]

I love Postsecrets.com. And I don't even feel like I'm blowing off writing when I check it because it's given me book ideas.

[Jake Nantz]

I kinda like www.snipergamer.com, and of course failblog.org is always quality.