On my desk right now is:
A small Padres hat, an empty orange juice glass, a fake banana split, a video camera, a Trevor Hoffman clock, a Hank Blalock bobblehead, a plastic donut, a day planner, a ton of paper clips, a rolodex, a bunch of flash drives, Tigress from Kung Fu Panda, a plastic dog and kitty, an unopened iPod Shuffle, a bunch of sticky note pads, a stapler, a beer stein, a Beanie Baby stuffed cardinal, a bag of water balloons, an old race car and a bunch of other crap.
Don't believe me?
See for yourself.
(By the way - I hate these thumbnail images. If anyone can tell me how to post full-size photos in typepad, I'd be much appreciative.)
What does your desk look like?